March 2012
February 2012
“CHARLESTON, Ill. (AP) — A 51-year-old eastern Illinois woman has pleaded guilty...”
– Illinois woman pleads guilty to animal cruelty - Quad Cities Online
Two years of probation? Yeah, this is a perfectly acceptable reaction.
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So the whole reason I came to my networking class...
Was so I could install Virtual PC on it and get help from he person next to me. Well. The person next to me decided to skip class and I can’t install V PC because of validation issues. I kind of want to just go home now.
“A student gunman opened fire with a handgun in the cafeteria of a high school...”
– Gunman kills one, injures four in Ohio school shooting | Reuters
The gunman didn’t shoot himself when he was all done… Wow, can’t remember the last time that happened. Excluding the third grader that shot a classmate the other day.
We lost our game tonight, which sucks, but we worked pretty well together. There was this bitch on the offense that was so pushy and copped a feel on me, twice, which was not appreciated. But the girls and I went out afterward and explored Iowa (in search for a restroom in an establishment that is open on Sundays) and ended up in a mom and pop Italian eatery with amazing wine. So it was a fun...
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A snoring hummingbird. [VIDEO] →
toastmeister:
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO
Oh my god. Seriously. Watch this. You will find nothing better in life, I swear.
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Oh christ.
I asked my dad to change the channel so I didn’t have to look at Santorum’s face. So he changed it to This Week with George Stephanopoulos. He was on there, too. Needless to say we don’t have a television anymore.
Santorum is on Meet the Press.
He thinks President Obama should not have apologized for the burning of the Qurans. I think we’d have a lot of enemies if that dumbfuck was President.
Just because it's dark, doesn't mean the space...
So don’t walk into it. It hurts.
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Just bought a domain name for my portfolio website
AKA need to get my ass moving and work out the quirks.
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I keep seeing trailers for The Hunger Games on the...
Quit it! March twenty-third is not here yet!
Let's discuss why today has been awesome
Didn’t have to take my friend to work
Got home twenty minutes earlier than normal due to the above
There was a giant box waiting for me when I got home
It had books in it
Twenty-five books!
That I got for dirt cheap
And shipped for free
My painting is finally starting to suck less
I got a six pack of beer on the way home
Then made stir-fry for supper
And my weekend has started
Indian High Court Rules That the Decision to Abort... →
licoriceplease:
somepolitics:
In a significant decision, the Punjab and Haryana High Court last week ruled that the right to abort a pregnancy in a marriage rests with the wife and not husband.
“A woman is not a machine in which raw material is put and a finished product comes out. She should be mentally prepared to conceive, continue the same and give birth to a child. The unwanted pregnancy...
I’m not sure which is more annoying: people using the word ‘literally’ incorrectly ( “I was literally sick as a dog” )or when it’s not necessary ( “I literally just ate a sandwich” ).
“First off unless they are being raped its not really the man’s fault because the...”
– The Gay Republican discussing a man’s responsibility in pregnancy.
I really have to stop feeding the troll that is Ethan Sabo, but this stuff is almost too horrifying for words. Most importantly though, there are A LOT of people out there just as ignorant as he is, and I think that reasonable and...
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Tuesdays are a lot better when I leave my evening...
Huh, who knew.
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
Thank you for the correction
Beetz: Fuck e-readers.
Beetz: They don't smell good.
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Beets: Fuck e-readers.
Beets: They don't smell good.
John Fairfax: Most Badass Guy Ever →
balltillifall:
This obituary in the New York Times today blew my mind. This guy rowed across the Atlantic Ocean alone, apprenticed a pirate, lived in the jungle alone, survived a shark attack, had his heart broken by a girl and attempted suicide-by-jaguar, studied literature and philosophy in Argentina and was a professional gambler.
Jenny and I are going to frame his obituary and hang it on...
Edward Spoon Hands: A Note from John and Hank →
edwardspoonhands:
Yesterday, a web site reported that YouTuber and musician Mike Lombardo was under investigation for exchanging explicit images with underage fans of his music. Some of Mike’s music has been released through DFTBA Records, a record company we own, we’ve been friendly with him over the three years…
I feel like our community is tainted.
Oh, hello there Saturday evening.
My you’re looking dapper.
thearchitectus replied to your post: One of my friends, the same one who didn’t…
*insert Citizen Kane applauding gif here*
<3
One of my friends, the same one who didn’t understand the genius of a bookstore called Verbatim, said she’s listening to nothing but Christian love music for a month. Alright, good for her. Weird, but y’know, whatever floats your boat. I told her the ‘what’s green and has wheels?’ joke but she said she would have to change the punchline to be kidding about...
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Yesterday I told my friend I wanted to open a...
She didn’t find it funny until I told her the definition of verbatim.
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What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was lying about the wheels.
If you don’t find this funny, you have a few options: a.) shut up, your sense of humour is broken
b.) get four hours of sleep and it will be hilarious
c.) your sense of humour is broken
Reasons why today has been awesome
Sunny and gorgous outside
Subway sammich for dinner
Four hours of sleep
Trying to stay awake through a meeting
Friend calling me out on fluttering eyelids during said meeting
Painting class was cancelled, no stress and anger today due to art
Got home way early
No class Monday
See the mister man tomorrow
No class or paid work tomorrow
It’s payday
Beer thirty before long
Pretty...
It was a night of amazing conversation.
